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My human postponed law school for a year to work on a congressional campaign.

I am happiest playing fetch at the dog park with a tennis ball. You wouldn’t guess it, but pound-for-pound I’m the fastest there on most days.
On weekend mornings when the weather is nice, I am most frequently found enjoying a dog serving of scrambled eggs at Wishbone.
I can be a bit of a toy hoarder.
My favorite treat is whipped cream.