I think I’m a lapdog, even though I weigh over 130 lbs. My people get weird when I try to sit on them though. They keep mumbling about not being able to breathe. But I can hear then, so clearly they can breathe! Weirdos.
I’m scared of my kitten siblings even though they’re both less than 1/10th my size. I can’t help it if I get freaked out when their backs do that weird arch thing. Backs aren’t supposed to do that. I know cuz I tried it once and fell right over.
I like to play frisbee but I don’t like to give up my prize once I get it. Instead I’ll turn it into a tug-of-war game with my person. 2 for 1 play time special!
I fooled my people into adopting me from the shelter by being the quietest pup of the group. Now they’re stuck with me. SUCKERS!
Christmas is my favorite time of the year because I like to steal Christmas cookies off the cooling rack. The lemonade ones are my favorite. I don’t get why my people always scold me for volunteering as their taste tester. They’re weird but I love ’em!