I’ve been sprayed by two skunks, but that hasn’t stopped my parents from buying me multiple toy skunks (it’s my favorite)
I have a condition called megaesophagus, which requires me to eat in a chair for every meal
Despite a shortened career, I’m a first ballot hall of fame frisbee catcher
I like to “sing” with my parents – don’t tell them, but I’m WAY better
I continuously trick my parents into thinking I have to go outside to do my business, so I get a T-R-E-A-T when I come back in, and yes, I know how to spell “treat” – silly parents