Dog Office Assistant
Dennis
Miniature Dachsund
Can you guess who I belong to?
Hint: “My human was co-captain of the varsity golf team in high school.”
- I gots heterochromia. Apparently my eyes are different colors but I’m colorblind so what does that mean to me?
- I invented the dachshund donut.
- My legal name is Dennis the Menace.
- I’ve gots a special song that my mommy and daddy sing to me every night for beddies.
- My mom says I have a caffeine addiction but I’m just her taste tester. Daddy’s too!
- I was born in Industry, Illinois.
- I hates to go for walkies.
- Every night I bask in my villain era during my Menacing Hour.