Dennis

My human was co-captain of the varsity golf team in high school.

I gots heterochromia. Apparently my eyes are different colors but I’m colorblind so what does that mean to me?
I invented the dachshund donut
My legal name is Dennis the Menace
I’ve gots a special song that my mommy and daddy sing to me every night for beddies
My mom says I have a caffeine addiction but I’m just her taste tester. Daddy’s too!
I was born in Industry, Illinois
I hates to go for walkies
Every night I bask in my villain era during my Menacing Hour