My human “mom” was an editor when I joined our family, and proper grammar is very important to me.
Puzzles is my half-sibling, and we have a pretty intense sibling rivalry over who gets the pets.
After a haircut, I lose approximately 70% of her volume and look like a completely different cat.
Once, my sister and I found a mouse. We had absolutely no idea what to do, and after a few attempts to live up to our predatory ancestors, we both got frightened and ran under the bed to hide. The mouse was very confused.